“NASA stands for Not A Straight Answer” - Pete Worden

"I believe that from the long straight lines, severe angles, and cracked surfaces, that Europa seems to be populated by frustrated workers from the California Department of Transportation (CalTrans)." - Arthur C. Clarke

"The Moon? Been there, done that" - Buzz Aldrin
[back jab] “Until you and I can buy a ticket to go there, ‘we’ haven’t got there yet.” - Carl <redchrome@gmail.com>

“The Moon — It’s just like Motel 6 — a bucket of ice and no atmosphere!” - Louise Rachel Quigley

“3/8ths G - It's not just a good idea, it's the law.” — Marsport local ordinance

“1/6th G - It's not just a good idea, it's the law.” — Luna City local ordinance

"When a Black Hole defacates, it's really 'hot out the hole'" - Simon Cook

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